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It's Summer! Do You Have Your Beach Body Ready?

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It's Summer! Do You Have Your Beach Body Ready?
It's Summer! Do You Have Your Beach Body Ready?
Categories: Goofy Stuff
Created: June 4, 2018
Totals: 9 votes, 21 comments
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Choozlet Id: KF2QF4Tpm0wjywy
 
Hellz Yeah
Hellz Yeah
22%
2 votes
**** no
**** no
11%
1 votes
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
67%
6 votes
0%
0 votes

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Voted: I don't care anymore
9 months ago
Lol As ready as it's going to get.
Voted: Hellz Yeah
9 months ago
Like a beached whale.
reply to: Like a beached whale.
9 months ago


Or in my case, a lumbering moose
reply to: Or in my case, a lumbering moose
Voted: Hellz Yeah
9 months ago
Stop it!!
9 months ago
I most certainly do

reply to: I most certainly do https://media.giphy.com/media/11GvHi88DRLkMo/giphy.gif
9 months ago
Nice tits

reply to: Nice tits
9 months ago
Why thank you. Would you like to squeeze them? I normally charge but I'll let you cop a feel free of charge
reply to: Why thank you. Would you like to squeeze them? I normally charge but I'll let you cop a feel free of charge
9 months ago
Squeeze? Bitch, I'm gonna milk you

Voted: I don't care anymore
9 months ago
Haven't been to a beach in about a decade, and not really much for the great outdoors in general. But I tend to cover most of the neon white mom bod with a tank top and a pair of obnoxiously ugly swim trunks anyway, so at least I won't be blinding anyone at the amusement park.
reply to: Haven't been to a beach in about a decade, and not really much for the great outdoors in general. But I tend to cover most of the neon white mom bod with a tank top and a pair of obnoxiously ugly swim trunks anyway, so at lea
9 months ago
HAHAHA
I garantee you're being a bit harsh with youself,
When I broke out my summer shorts and found that someone had swapped them out with shorts 2 sizes larger the horror was unimaginable
reply to: HAHAHA I garantee you're being a bit harsh with youself, When I broke out my summer shorts and found that someone had swapped them out with shorts 2 sizes larger the horror was unimaginable
Voted: I don't care anymore
9 months ago
Lol, I dunno, man. I'm so pasty my sister says I'm "see-through". Hubby likes to joke when the power goes out that he just asks me to take my shirt off because I glow in the dark.
reply to: Lol, I dunno, man. I'm so pasty my sister says I'm "see-through". Hubby likes to joke when the power goes out that he just asks me to take my shirt off because I glow in the dark.
9 months ago
So your possibly albino?

I love albinos and iI just happen to have a need for a vounteer on the soummer solstace...Hit me up if your interested
reply to: So your possibly albino? I love albinos and iI just happen to have a need for a vounteer on the soummer solstace...Hit me up if your interested https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/29/c9/d429c9ac322ada71a89d5852f1768b26.jpg
Voted: I don't care anymore
9 months ago
Well my hair IS turning white...
Voted: Hellz Yeah
9 months ago
Heck yes! With my nice new little boobs which are back up where they belong! Hubby promised he'd pay for it if I quit smoking cigarettes. They are looking as good as Sir Whatz's..
reply to: Heck yes! With my nice new little boobs which are back up where they belong! Hubby promised he'd pay for it if I quit smoking cigarettes. They are looking as good as Sir Whatz's..
9 months ago
Hah! I spit my Iced Tea out on that...
He spent a pretty penny on those

Quit those coffin nails and I'll throw a few buck your way. We should have a "Make it rain for Pee Wee " day
reply to: Heck yes! With my nice new little boobs which are back up where they belong! Hubby promised he'd pay for it if I quit smoking cigarettes. They are looking as good as Sir Whatz's..
9 months ago
So when is the big reveal?
reply to: Hah! I spit my Iced Tea out on that... He spent a pretty penny on those Quit those coffin nails and I'll throw a few buck your way. We should have a "Make it rain for Pee Wee " day
Voted: Hellz Yeah
9 months ago
Believe it or not my insurance paid for it. But we can have that day anyway
reply to: So when is the big reveal?
Voted: Hellz Yeah
9 months ago
Maybe after they don't look like someone drew all over them with red marker.
Voted: I don't care anymore
9 months ago
I haven't been to a beach in forever, however I don't do well with a lot of heat or sun.
Voted: Fuck no
9 months ago
But this young guy is hott though.

Voted: I don't care anymore
2 months ago
Not worried about it. It's not bikini season...
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