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Need a laugh? Post your best joke, pun, anything that makes you laugh.
A few of my favourites:

1) Why can't you hear a pterodactly in the washroom? Because it has a silent Pee.

2) Have you heard about the duck who was arrested for dealing? He was selling Quack!

3) What's Beethovens favourite fruit? A Bana, na, na, naaaaaa!

4) Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne, who??
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowing!

Feel free to post a funny joke! I hope those who see this will enjoy and get a giggle out of my favourites. :)
Categories: Goofy Stuff, Other
Created: June 19, 2018
Totals: 2 votes, 18 comments
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9 months ago
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!
reply to: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
9 months ago


reply to: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
9 months ago
LOL good one!
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9 months ago
Voted: Here's my joke..............
9 months ago
Which country has the largest growing capital city?

Ireland. It's Dublin everyday!
9 months ago
I am so bad at jokes. I always envy people that a quick-witted and funny. And can remember a joke!
reply to: I am so bad at jokes. I always envy people that a quick-witted and funny. And can remember a joke!
8 months ago
IKR?
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9 months ago
A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The Horse says, "My alcoholism is destroying my family""
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9 months ago
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef
reply to: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
9 months ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9 months ago
How do you throw a party in space?

You planet!
reply to: How do you throw a party in space? You planet!
9 months ago
You've just stepped into the Dad Joke zone lol
reply to: You've just stepped into the Dad Joke zone lol
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9 months ago
I have tons of dad jokes. They are the best.
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8 months ago
Why Isn't The Line Moving?
At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.
She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"

The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."
Why is Santa Claus' sack so big?

He only comes once a year
reply to: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year
8 months ago
Ok, I have to admit. Thats funny!
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8 months ago
Hmm I thought I left a reply to that as well. Might have imagined it then.
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2 months ago
Beer
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
No further testing is planned. 😎
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